Love:
O'Donnell I've got a bone to pick with you.
I thought you'd support me in each project I'd do.
But you watch me weekly on TV, my new movie you won't see.
If eight dollars is a problem, then I'll get you in for free.

Rosie:
Come on now Love, I'd see your flick.
Please don't be mad, it's just that horror movies make me sick.

Love:
Rosie, don't give me that bull,
'cause you've hurt my self esteem.
And Neve Campbell's angry at you too,
for never seeing "Scream."

Rosie:
It's just that Love, I've got this fear.

Love:
"Exit to Eden" gave me nightmares for a solid year.
Now maybe we're just not that close.

Rosie:
Love, it isn't what you think, I'm just to scared.

Love:
Well then I'd consider seeing a shrink.

Rosie:
I never miss "Party of Five,"
but I just can't bear to watch a film
that which you might not stay alive.

Love:
Now between just you and me,
if they want sequel number three,
then I'll survive, I will survive.

Both:
Ooooooh Kaaaaay!!!